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Just added is the Vibes page. Here you can see pictures of some of the recent parties we've played. Enjoy the rest of the news.

Sex On The Beach! A South African couple were arrested for having sex on the beach -- no not the drink, they were actually having sex on a public beach. The story... The "kind gentleman" claims he saw the woman drowning so he threw off his clothes to jump in and rescue her. He said to his surprise, she was naked! The next thing he knew was he was on top of her trying to resuscitate her (with his face in the 69 position). A police superintendent arrested them both for FISHING without a license. Actually, the fishing part is not true but it's funny. I wonder what the guy is going to tell the boys in jail? I was trying to find her cat. 

Don't Make Me Go OJ On Your Ass!. A California man, whose wife had just filed for divorce, is on trial for stabbing her to death. He admits to having stabbed her about 25 times, but claims she'd committed suicide and he just wanted to conceal the fact in order to spare their son the trauma of finding out his mother killed herself. A jury was actually deliberating for a second day. 

It's the Tooth and Nothing but the TOOTH! Man, don't some Norwegians have balls! A Norwegian man is claiming he wasn't driving drunk -- he claims he only failed the breathalyzer test 190 times because vodka had been trapped in the cavities of his bad teeth. A lower court actually bought it and suspended his sentence; but a higher court, after bringing in dental experts, told him: NICE TRY! 

SADE's newest release "LOVER'S ROCK" from EPIC records says one thing for her. Consistency. It's been 16 years since Sade got into the music business. Her trademark vocals are intact. Eight years have passed since we last heard a peep from this sultry vocalist. Now she is back with "LOVER'S ROCK", her followup to her 1992 "Love Deluxe" (one of my favorite CDs). Sade have remained true to her sound even though over the last decade all sorts of music and sounds have come along. Sade has made a significant change in her musical accompaniment, replacing her former jazz backup sound with light acoustic pop, yet in this context she has preserved a sound that's organic seems manufactured. She calls on a variety of influences in her songs — dub reggae, R&B, and hip hop. In the end, Sade have come through and and I will make this CD another of my favorite listening instrument. 

Women, Rejuvenate Your Virginity. It's True! It's True! A Dr. David Matlock, does procedures on female patients to tighten their vaginas, modify labias and even install a new hymen if they want to be a virgin again. Matlock, who is the head of Los Angeles´s Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Clinic, have claimed that his Laser Vaginoplasty procedure can enhance not only your labia but your self-image. They say the procedure, hymenalplasty, can also save lives, especially in the Middle East where young women about to get married may literally be killed if they are not a virgin. In the Middle East, the groom´s side of the family reportedly can pick whatever doctor they want to determine whether or not his bride-to-be is a virgin to determine whether she´s worth it to be married to their son. Let me have one virgin to go, please. Easy on the cherry!

$180,000 per breast.  Patricia Ryan, a stripper at the Cabaret Nightclub in Scranton, Pennsylvania, had a routine that made audiences hot. Her performance involved breathing fire using 151-proof rum. During one of her performances, alcohol dribbled onto her breasts and ignited, giving her second degree burns. Ryan (the hoe) sued the club, claiming they didn´t have the proper safety equipment (she needed fire-proof breasts) and that fellow employees didn´t act quickly enough to help her. The ex-stripper was awarded $360,000. That´s comes to about 180,000 per breast. It could have been worse. It could have been her pussy breathing fire! Have you seen those strippers who make their pussy smoke cigarettes? I have.

I am still revamping the Naked Truth page which features Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and other celebrities caught in embarassing moments!. You will be able to view the pictures in a slideshow format. I will also be adding a lame games page so you can goof off even more at work. Goofing off rules!