New AIDS Vaccine Works Best On Blacks

OK, now black folks. This is not a free pass to have unprotected sex. You can still get the great one. Furthermore, there is still herpes, gonorrhea, and other shit that'll make your dick fall off. Anyway, the AIDS vaccine, AIDSVAX developed by a research firm called VaxGen, failed to protect whites and Hispanics against infection but was able to protect blacks against AIDS infection. This is important since Blacks account for half of all new infections in the USA! VaxGen spent $200 million to develop the vaccine. VaxGen researchers are studying volunteers' serum to figure out what protects blacks. They can use that information to boost the vaccine's potency said Jose Esparza, director of AIDS vaccine research for the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS (UNAIDS). He said this finding is "probably the most important accomplishment in vaccine research in 15 years. This is the first time humans (and not monkeys) have shown protection against HIV. What the fuck?!! This is really not a break-through since Magic Johnson's doctor already cured the basketball star. Hey maybe its "magic". The results tell us that a vaccine can protect humans against HIV." He says the vaccine's apparent effectiveness in blacks, "obviously has worldwide ramifications." The study involved 5,108 fags and 309 high-risk women (crack heads and prostitutes). How did  they perform the test? Well, the volunteers got seven injections over three years. Two volunteers received vaccine for every one who got a placebo. Although the vaccine failed to provide protection overall, it was 78.3% effective in blacks; they accounted for 349 of those tested. More testing is being done to find out why it works so well in Black folks.

Star (Troi Torain) of Hot-97's The Star and Buck Wild Show in the morning was suspended indefinitely but the station honchos aren't saying what it is. Star says he doesn't give a shit since he is suspended with pay. Shit... suspend ME with pay.

"There aren't a lot of no-no's in morning radio, but he did a big one." Star denies he offended an advertiser. This is all speculation cause nobody really knows why he was suspended.

"Whatever they might be saying, that I lost them money or revenue, it's not true.  Our show is very advertiser-friendly. I've made millions for that company. Millions." he said. He suggests the suspension is related to the fact his contract expires in early 2004 and he has not signed a new one.

"I see my suspension as a veiled, desperate attempt to spite and devalue me," he said. "I told them what it would take to keep me and they said that was too much. Okay, it's been real. No hard feelings. In the future, I will work for a station that pays me what I'm worth." Anyhow, he adds, "My real destiny is to make movies, like Abbott and Costello." The show is a close second to Howard Stern in Hot-97's target audience of 18- to 34-year-olds. "You've got a generation of listeners that doesn't respect anyone who doesn't speak their language," said Star. "That's why I keep it gully. Although sometimes I even say to myself, 'Did I really get away with that?'" Mayo says there's no timetable for Star to return. "Indefinite suspension, with pay," says Star. "I like the sound of that. I'm booking a flight to London Thursday."

A Nude Bush Twin on Video is Worth a Million (Whatever)

It is rumored that HUSTLER magazine's crippled Larry Flynt is hunting for a videotape that shows First Daughter Barbara Bush in the nude. Flynt has people searching the New Haven, Conn., campus of Yale University, in hopes of buying a video supposedly made at one of Yale's notorious "naked parties" where Barbara Bush, 21, is a student,  

Flynt told Page Six that "We definitely have heard the story and we definitely have a rep over there but so far we have not been able to substantiate anything - yet. But, usually, where there's smoke, there's fire, so we're still looking." 

The footage in question was allegedly taken at a naked party several months ago and have been in talks with a student who says his friend has the tape.  "Flynt offered the student $1 million, but the student says he doesn't have it - he says his friend does. So it's kind of in limbo." 

Flynt says,  "Even if it's not great quality, if we could substantiate that it was her, that's all it would take. It would create a considerable amount of press" (translated "make a whole lotta fucking money"). Thank you.  Even Saddam Hussein's eldest son Uday seem to be whacking off to Bush's twins. U.S. troops that raided Uday's bachelor pad found fully-clothed pictures of Barbara and sister Jenna in Uday's private gym. , which was plastered with nude pictures downloaded from the Internet. 

The Bush Twins were busted for underage drinking at a Texas club a few years back. Tina Brown's now-defunct monthly magazine "Talk" was blacklisted by the White House after it ran a photo-spread of two models portraying the twins locked up behind bars.